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Many of the critics have kids of their own. It scares the hell out of them to think that their kids could be anything remotely like David Lee Roth.
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David Lee Roth
Age: 70
Born: 1954
Born: October 10
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I just wanted to be in show biz. I wanted to make music and sing and dance, tell jokes and stories, make ya smile, make ya cry - and charge you $ 8.50
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Well a good writer writes, a good musician listens to a lot more than he actually composes, and if you're going to do lyrics - well, there's a Freudian slip. That's not even a slip, that's a Freudian move: I said going to do lyrics. If you really want it to ring true, you'll live it first. Go really get your heart broken!
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I don't get all the women that I want... I get all the women that want me.
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I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults.
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Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive
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I live and breathe and do four times as much four times as fast as anyone else.
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It dont matter WHAT your doin, ust as long as you LOOK GOOD doin it
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