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I don't get all the women that I want... I get all the women that want me.

David Lee Roth

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David Lee Roth
Age: 70
Born: 1954
Born: October 10
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You want to know if we're animals? When I'm on stage with the volume rippling my body like a glass of water and thousands of people are generating heat in my direction, there's no time for thought. My basement facilities take over completely. Sure it's animal. People might like to talk about art, but look where art is, in the gutter.
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In the United States, you can put on a cowboy hat and join the country-western neighborhood. If you're down below 14th Street in New York City, that's bohemian that's left-wing.
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The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.
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On parties it's not about who you are. The real reason to which a party revolves is how good you look.
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Critics like Elvis Costello because critics are like Elvis Costello.
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I think the two most difficult things to deal with in life are failure and success
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Maybe I'm like acts of Congress or your favorite Chinese restaurant - you don't really want to know what's going on behind the door. I'm a real study in contrast, I expect, looking from without. But it adds up to what you get on stage.
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I can teach you to jump up in five seconds-it takes years to learn how to land properly.
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When you get something like MTV, it's like regular television. You get it, and at first it's novel and brand new and then you watch every channel, every show. And then you become a little more selective and more selective, until ultimately... you wind up with a radio.
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They make this drink in Brazil Called cachaca. It's sugar can alcholho. Costs 35 cents a quart. One quart of that stuff and you see God. Two quarts and you graow a pair of tight pants and an electric guitar.
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It dont matter WHAT your doin, ust as long as you LOOK GOOD doin it
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When you can spell subpoena without thinking about it, that's when you know you've made it.
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Well a good writer writes, a good musician listens to a lot more than he actually composes, and if you're going to do lyrics - well, there's a Freudian slip. That's not even a slip, that's a Freudian move: I said going to do lyrics. If you really want it to ring true, you'll live it first. Go really get your heart broken!
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Nobody's going to get a hot dog at my concert!
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You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention and sometimes somebody will throw a rock at you. That's the territory. You buy the land, you get the Indians.
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It doesn't matter the kind of music, it doesn't matter whether it's a cowboy hat or a yarmulke. I don't care if it's outer space or pop, the spirit is the same.
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I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money.
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