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I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
David Koechner
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David Koechner
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: August 24
Character Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Musician
Screenwriter
Singer
Television Actor
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David Michael Koechner
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It's dangerous for one actor to advise another one, especially when you're not in charge. On the set, I'm never gonna tell another person, Here's what I think you should do. That's a discussion they should only have with the writers, producers, and directors.
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If I want to travel with my family I have to purchase 7 airline tickets.
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Really the only person that can let you down is yourself.
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I think that even in a drama, we all want to smile, and laugh because what a horrible life if we're just like I'm in a drama. And so I think in everything you're trying to look for the humor, even if it's a dark scene, because most people want to have fun in life, as opposed to have a boring time, a terrible time.
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We do have to be a witness to our art.
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That's what acting is, it's exploring conflict.
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I like to say, in Hollywood, you can't make a redneck movie without me. That doesn't happen. You better not do it.
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I am all about switching between genres and doing as much as possible.
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I love weird man, when you get to do something that you don't necessarily get to do in real life, play characters that are a little bit outlandish.
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Whatever your religion is, it's to fully realize your potential of love. Is to have fully realized self love then you can give love to others around you and to whatever, whoever you meet.
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