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All social workers want is to get everyone involved in a programme. Because a programme provides full employment for three generations of social workers. And they mess up.

David Eddings

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David Eddings
Age: 77 †
Born: 1931
Born: July 7
Died: 2009
Died: June 2
Novelist
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Spokane
Washington
David Carroll Eddings
Mess
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Generations
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Programmes
Everyone
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Social
Employment
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Heroes aren't allowed to be nervous. Who made up that rule? It's a known fact.
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It's the nature of man to ask questions. --Belgarath
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Don’t be afraid to discard work you know isn’t up to standard. Don’t save junk, just because it took you a long time to write it.
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I've looked at the world for quite a few years now and I've found that if I don't laugh, I'll probably end up crying. - Prince Kheldar of Drasnia
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The real world out there isn't nearly as nice as some people prefer it to be, so don't swallow everything your high-born teachers tell you without takinga long hard look at it yourselves.
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