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I know Dave [Attel] and we're friendly, and I have nothing but respect for him.
David Cross
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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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I'm very vocal about my belief that all religion is garbage. Most of my friends are religious or at least spiritual. These are people I like and I know are intelligent. It's this thing that I carry around. I know I'd be a better person if I was fairer, but it's at the core of who I am and what I believe.
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I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
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I'm finally going to be able to finally criticize [Hillary Clinton] without being accused of being a sexist - that idea. I'm not a fan, I don't like her, but you can't say anything without being accused of being a sexist pig, which is unfair.
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I would say just stop watching me, I guess, at this point. That is what I do, and it probably is, in some way, a bit of a lecture. I can see how that's not something that would be enticing for you to watch in a stand-up hour.
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And it's one more shitty thing to write about somebody, in between getting really, really, really upset at female Ghostbusters and Gamergate, and the things that really matter.
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I've had plenty of negative reviews. I have my entire life.
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I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.
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I am truly passionate and concerned about the lack of empathy that people show towards one another.
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There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views.
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I think the policies, for the most part, that [Hillary Clinton] will put in place are not going to make positive changes. There'll be more status quo. She'll certainly be good for some groups of people. Whatever.
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I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way or the other.
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I'm directing the Sky show. I'm not going to be in it. I'm just writing and directing it. So that'll satisfy that part of my brain.
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I did one of the worst shows for that kind of thing in Northampton, Massachusetts, which is one of the most liberal spots on the planet. There were numerous people who walked out, somebody had thrown a beer, I had people yelling and screaming.
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I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry.
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I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.
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I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.
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[On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's no time limit. Just sit there and grow old together.
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You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.
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I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.
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I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I dont believe in God.
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