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I know Dave [Attel] and we're friendly, and I have nothing but respect for him.

David Cross

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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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I would say just stop watching me, I guess, at this point. That is what I do, and it probably is, in some way, a bit of a lecture. I can see how that's not something that would be enticing for you to watch in a stand-up hour.
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I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
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