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I just did 101 shows in 86 different cities in America and Europe and Canada, and I'm not lying or exaggerating when I say, at the vast majority of shows, they loved it. There were encores, there were standing ovations.

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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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I've had plenty of negative reviews. I have my entire life.
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