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Hopefully people will be reinventing comedy forever and ever. This is just what I do, and it's a type of comedy.

David Cross

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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
Actor
Comedian
Film Director
Film Producer
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Singer
Stage Actor
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Roswell
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I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.
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I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I dont believe in God.
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We get to see it! January 1st, 2000! We get to see... all those fundamentalist preachers having to do their backpedaling when the Armageddon doesn't occur.
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