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Hopefully people will be reinventing comedy forever and ever. This is just what I do, and it's a type of comedy.

David Cross

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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
Actor
Comedian
Film Director
Film Producer
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Screenwriter
Singer
Stage Actor
Television Presenter
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Roswell
Georgia
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Forever
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Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.
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I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff and the Republican stuff and the Ayn Rand followers, it doesn't let up for about half an hour. It gets hard and stays hard for a while.
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I'm concerned about organized religion getting away with what it gets away with.
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I don't want to do 20 minutes on Donald Trump. I want to do 10 minutes and move on. I wouldn't even do that with a live show, because I don't want it to feel like An Evening Of Political Comedy.
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I've had plenty of negative reviews. I have my entire life.
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There are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally.
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I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.
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I would say just stop watching me, I guess, at this point. That is what I do, and it probably is, in some way, a bit of a lecture. I can see how that's not something that would be enticing for you to watch in a stand-up hour.
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[On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's no time limit. Just sit there and grow old together.
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I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.
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I just did 101 shows in 86 different cities in America and Europe and Canada, and I'm not lying or exaggerating when I say, at the vast majority of shows, they loved it. There were encores, there were standing ovations.
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There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really.
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We get to see it! January 1st, 2000! We get to see... all those fundamentalist preachers having to do their backpedaling when the Armageddon doesn't occur.
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I think the policies, for the most part, that [Hillary Clinton] will put in place are not going to make positive changes. There'll be more status quo. She'll certainly be good for some groups of people. Whatever.
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I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.
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I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
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