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I've had plenty of negative reviews. I have my entire life.
David Cross
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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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I just did 101 shows in 86 different cities in America and Europe and Canada, and I'm not lying or exaggerating when I say, at the vast majority of shows, they loved it. There were encores, there were standing ovations.
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I know this is obviously biased as well, but in my Twitter feed, on my Facebook, 90 percent are gushing, glowing, Thank you for doing that - type of reviews. It's ballsy, it's honest, it's hilarious - that kind of stuff. Obviously those are fans.
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It probably does make it more difficult to enjoy a good laugh at someone who's onstage, seemingly yelling at you. But I'm not yelling at the audience, I'm yelling at the world. It genuinely sucks if people are taking it that way. But I'm not talking to individuals.
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I've gotten condescending a million times, and that's not good.
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I did one of the worst shows for that kind of thing in Northampton, Massachusetts, which is one of the most liberal spots on the planet. There were numerous people who walked out, somebody had thrown a beer, I had people yelling and screaming.
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I'm concerned about how and why there is no gun control.
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I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way or the other.
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I'd say 95 percent of my audience was white. They were mostly kind of older hipster folks like myself.
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I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper.
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I'm finally going to be able to finally criticize [Hillary Clinton] without being accused of being a sexist - that idea. I'm not a fan, I don't like her, but you can't say anything without being accused of being a sexist pig, which is unfair.
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