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I've had plenty of negative reviews. I have my entire life.
David Cross
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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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I would say just stop watching me, I guess, at this point. That is what I do, and it probably is, in some way, a bit of a lecture. I can see how that's not something that would be enticing for you to watch in a stand-up hour.
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I've gotten condescending a million times, and that's not good.
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I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people.
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I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.
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There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really.
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I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
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Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.
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I'm directing the Sky show. I'm not going to be in it. I'm just writing and directing it. So that'll satisfy that part of my brain.
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