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I've had plenty of negative reviews. I have my entire life.
David Cross
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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really.
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I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.
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We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.
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I've gotten condescending a million times, and that's not good.
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I did one of the worst shows for that kind of thing in Northampton, Massachusetts, which is one of the most liberal spots on the planet. There were numerous people who walked out, somebody had thrown a beer, I had people yelling and screaming.
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Florida was the low point.The entire state, yep. I'm not sure I'd go back.
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I think I could have a funnier, more economic sets. But that's the comedy I do. And I understand if people aren't interested in it and would rather listen to someone else. But I'll never understand the anger people have toward me.
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I'm concerned about how and why there is no gun control.
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Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.
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I'm very vocal about my belief that all religion is garbage. Most of my friends are religious or at least spiritual. These are people I like and I know are intelligent. It's this thing that I carry around. I know I'd be a better person if I was fairer, but it's at the core of who I am and what I believe.
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[On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's no time limit. Just sit there and grow old together.
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I would say just stop watching me, I guess, at this point. That is what I do, and it probably is, in some way, a bit of a lecture. I can see how that's not something that would be enticing for you to watch in a stand-up hour.
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I'm directing the Sky show. I'm not going to be in it. I'm just writing and directing it. So that'll satisfy that part of my brain.
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I think pornography is the only art form where you can be videotaped on a shaky handy cam sucking off a horse and be considered a star.
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I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.
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Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.
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I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.
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I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.
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And it's one more shitty thing to write about somebody, in between getting really, really, really upset at female Ghostbusters and Gamergate, and the things that really matter.
David Cross
I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff and the Republican stuff and the Ayn Rand followers, it doesn't let up for about half an hour. It gets hard and stays hard for a while.
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