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I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.

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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views.
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I think I could have a funnier, more economic sets. But that's the comedy I do. And I understand if people aren't interested in it and would rather listen to someone else. But I'll never understand the anger people have toward me.
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I am truly passionate and concerned about the lack of empathy that people show towards one another.
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The underpinning of immigration concerns is xenophobia and racism and nationalism.
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I'm directing the Sky show. I'm not going to be in it. I'm just writing and directing it. So that'll satisfy that part of my brain.
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The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.
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I do lots of other drugs but I smoke pot maybe 5-10 times a year now. I used to smoke it all the time, but I don't, and I haven't for awhile. That's just because it makes me - and I'm not saying this about everybody else - but it makes me kind of dumb and self-conscious.
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I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.
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We get to see it! January 1st, 2000! We get to see... all those fundamentalist preachers having to do their backpedaling when the Armageddon doesn't occur.
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I'm not a centrist, and there's nothing about me that's centrist. I never have been.
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