Quote

I'd say 95 percent of my audience was white. They were mostly kind of older hipster folks like myself.

David Cross

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
Actor
Comedian
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Singer
Stage Actor
Television Presenter
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Roswell
Georgia
Audience
White
Kind
Like
Hipster
Mostly
Folks
Older
Percent

More quotes by David Cross

Image
I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.
David Cross
Image
My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.
David Cross
Image
I do lots of other drugs but I smoke pot maybe 5-10 times a year now. I used to smoke it all the time, but I don't, and I haven't for awhile. That's just because it makes me - and I'm not saying this about everybody else - but it makes me kind of dumb and self-conscious.
David Cross
Image
Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.
David Cross
Image
I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I dont believe in God.
David Cross
Image
I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.
David Cross
Image
There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really.
David Cross
Image
I have a few business ideas (that I'm going to advertise in High Times, amongst other places), and one of them is a service in which I offer to eat and describe pork to kosher people.
David Cross
Image
I'd like to think that I'm not just making the point that I'm an atheist over and over, but that I explore different facets of religion. There's no way of bringing up religion without sounding like an asshole.
David Cross
Image
I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper.
David Cross
Image
I think pornography is the only art form where you can be videotaped on a shaky handy cam sucking off a horse and be considered a star.
David Cross
Image
There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views.
David Cross
Image
Florida was the low point.The entire state, yep. I'm not sure I'd go back.
David Cross
Image
And it's one more shitty thing to write about somebody, in between getting really, really, really upset at female Ghostbusters and Gamergate, and the things that really matter.
David Cross
Image
We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.
David Cross
Image
I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.
David Cross
Image
I'm concerned about organized religion getting away with what it gets away with.
David Cross
Image
I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.
David Cross
Image
I know this is obviously biased as well, but in my Twitter feed, on my Facebook, 90 percent are gushing, glowing, Thank you for doing that - type of reviews. It's ballsy, it's honest, it's hilarious - that kind of stuff. Obviously those are fans.
David Cross
Image
I think I could have a funnier, more economic sets. But that's the comedy I do. And I understand if people aren't interested in it and would rather listen to someone else. But I'll never understand the anger people have toward me.
David Cross