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I'd say 95 percent of my audience was white. They were mostly kind of older hipster folks like myself.

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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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Florida was the low point.The entire state, yep. I'm not sure I'd go back.
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I'm very vocal about my belief that all religion is garbage. Most of my friends are religious or at least spiritual. These are people I like and I know are intelligent. It's this thing that I carry around. I know I'd be a better person if I was fairer, but it's at the core of who I am and what I believe.
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