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I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper.

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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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We get to see it! January 1st, 2000! We get to see... all those fundamentalist preachers having to do their backpedaling when the Armageddon doesn't occur.
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I've gotten condescending a million times, and that's not good.
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I'm very vocal about my belief that all religion is garbage. Most of my friends are religious or at least spiritual. These are people I like and I know are intelligent. It's this thing that I carry around. I know I'd be a better person if I was fairer, but it's at the core of who I am and what I believe.
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