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I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper.

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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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I'm concerned about how and why there is no gun control.
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It probably does make it more difficult to enjoy a good laugh at someone who's onstage, seemingly yelling at you. But I'm not yelling at the audience, I'm yelling at the world. It genuinely sucks if people are taking it that way. But I'm not talking to individuals.
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There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really.
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You can't just yell jokes at people.
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The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!
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I've had plenty of negative reviews. I have my entire life.
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I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.
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I just did 101 shows in 86 different cities in America and Europe and Canada, and I'm not lying or exaggerating when I say, at the vast majority of shows, they loved it. There were encores, there were standing ovations.
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I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry.
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And it's one more shitty thing to write about somebody, in between getting really, really, really upset at female Ghostbusters and Gamergate, and the things that really matter.
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I am truly passionate and concerned about the lack of empathy that people show towards one another.
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I'd say 95 percent of my audience was white. They were mostly kind of older hipster folks like myself.
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I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.
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I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.
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Hopefully people are upset for the reason I want them to be upset. Even when I was doing open mics, I've always had people upset. I've never been the consummate crowd-pleaser.
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I do lots of other drugs but I smoke pot maybe 5-10 times a year now. I used to smoke it all the time, but I don't, and I haven't for awhile. That's just because it makes me - and I'm not saying this about everybody else - but it makes me kind of dumb and self-conscious.
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I'd like to think that I'm not just making the point that I'm an atheist over and over, but that I explore different facets of religion. There's no way of bringing up religion without sounding like an asshole.
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Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.
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[On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's no time limit. Just sit there and grow old together.
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I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.
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