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I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.

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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.
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We get to see it! January 1st, 2000! We get to see... all those fundamentalist preachers having to do their backpedaling when the Armageddon doesn't occur.
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I am against the war, but I do support our white troops. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm not a Republican. I'm not a member of the party of inclusion. Wonderful, tolerant, rational human beings they are.
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I know this is obviously biased as well, but in my Twitter feed, on my Facebook, 90 percent are gushing, glowing, Thank you for doing that - type of reviews. It's ballsy, it's honest, it's hilarious - that kind of stuff. Obviously those are fans.
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Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.
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I stand by everything I said. I absolutely can defend my material, and I take issue with people who say, It's just shock value. It's not even funny. I disagree. There's different ways to be funny and to be a comedian.
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I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry.
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My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.
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I am truly passionate and concerned about the lack of empathy that people show towards one another.
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