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I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.

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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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It probably does make it more difficult to enjoy a good laugh at someone who's onstage, seemingly yelling at you. But I'm not yelling at the audience, I'm yelling at the world. It genuinely sucks if people are taking it that way. But I'm not talking to individuals.
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I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.
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I'm very vocal about my belief that all religion is garbage. Most of my friends are religious or at least spiritual. These are people I like and I know are intelligent. It's this thing that I carry around. I know I'd be a better person if I was fairer, but it's at the core of who I am and what I believe.
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I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.
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I've had plenty of negative reviews. I have my entire life.
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I'm concerned about organized religion getting away with what it gets away with.
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I know this is obviously biased as well, but in my Twitter feed, on my Facebook, 90 percent are gushing, glowing, Thank you for doing that - type of reviews. It's ballsy, it's honest, it's hilarious - that kind of stuff. Obviously those are fans.
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The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!
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I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper.
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I've gotten condescending a million times, and that's not good.
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My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.
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