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Hopefully people are upset for the reason I want them to be upset. Even when I was doing open mics, I've always had people upset. I've never been the consummate crowd-pleaser.
David Cross
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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.
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