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I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.
David Cross
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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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It probably does make it more difficult to enjoy a good laugh at someone who's onstage, seemingly yelling at you. But I'm not yelling at the audience, I'm yelling at the world. It genuinely sucks if people are taking it that way. But I'm not talking to individuals.
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I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.
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We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.
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We get to see it! January 1st, 2000! We get to see... all those fundamentalist preachers having to do their backpedaling when the Armageddon doesn't occur.
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I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper.
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The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!
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Florida was the low point.The entire state, yep. I'm not sure I'd go back.
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Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.
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I think the policies, for the most part, that [Hillary Clinton] will put in place are not going to make positive changes. There'll be more status quo. She'll certainly be good for some groups of people. Whatever.
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I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff and the Republican stuff and the Ayn Rand followers, it doesn't let up for about half an hour. It gets hard and stays hard for a while.
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