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I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.
David Cross
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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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It probably does make it more difficult to enjoy a good laugh at someone who's onstage, seemingly yelling at you. But I'm not yelling at the audience, I'm yelling at the world. It genuinely sucks if people are taking it that way. But I'm not talking to individuals.
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