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There are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally.
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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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The underpinning of immigration concerns is xenophobia and racism and nationalism.
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I know Dave [Attel] and we're friendly, and I have nothing but respect for him.
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I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
David Cross
I don't want to do 20 minutes on Donald Trump. I want to do 10 minutes and move on. I wouldn't even do that with a live show, because I don't want it to feel like An Evening Of Political Comedy.
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It probably does make it more difficult to enjoy a good laugh at someone who's onstage, seemingly yelling at you. But I'm not yelling at the audience, I'm yelling at the world. It genuinely sucks if people are taking it that way. But I'm not talking to individuals.
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I do not want to encourage heckling and outbreaks at all.
David Cross
The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!
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I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry.
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I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I dont believe in God.
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I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.
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I'm concerned about how and why there is no gun control.
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I'm concerned about organized religion getting away with what it gets away with.
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I am truly passionate and concerned about the lack of empathy that people show towards one another.
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I'm not a centrist, and there's nothing about me that's centrist. I never have been.
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My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.
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I'm directing the Sky show. I'm not going to be in it. I'm just writing and directing it. So that'll satisfy that part of my brain.
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I think the policies, for the most part, that [Hillary Clinton] will put in place are not going to make positive changes. There'll be more status quo. She'll certainly be good for some groups of people. Whatever.
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We get to see it! January 1st, 2000! We get to see... all those fundamentalist preachers having to do their backpedaling when the Armageddon doesn't occur.
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I would say just stop watching me, I guess, at this point. That is what I do, and it probably is, in some way, a bit of a lecture. I can see how that's not something that would be enticing for you to watch in a stand-up hour.
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[On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's no time limit. Just sit there and grow old together.
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