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There are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally.
David Cross
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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people.
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I think pornography is the only art form where you can be videotaped on a shaky handy cam sucking off a horse and be considered a star.
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I'm concerned about how and why there is no gun control.
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I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff and the Republican stuff and the Ayn Rand followers, it doesn't let up for about half an hour. It gets hard and stays hard for a while.
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The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.
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We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.
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Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.
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I've had plenty of negative reviews. I have my entire life.
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There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views.
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I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
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High Times magazine is a notch intellectually below Highlights for Children. I mean, they're both great to read when you're baked, but come on, ya know.
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I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.
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I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.
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The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.
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And it's one more shitty thing to write about somebody, in between getting really, really, really upset at female Ghostbusters and Gamergate, and the things that really matter.
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I think the policies, for the most part, that [Hillary Clinton] will put in place are not going to make positive changes. There'll be more status quo. She'll certainly be good for some groups of people. Whatever.
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I know Dave [Attel] and we're friendly, and I have nothing but respect for him.
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I'm concerned about organized religion getting away with what it gets away with.
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I think I could have a funnier, more economic sets. But that's the comedy I do. And I understand if people aren't interested in it and would rather listen to someone else. But I'll never understand the anger people have toward me.
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I know this is obviously biased as well, but in my Twitter feed, on my Facebook, 90 percent are gushing, glowing, Thank you for doing that - type of reviews. It's ballsy, it's honest, it's hilarious - that kind of stuff. Obviously those are fans.
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