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There are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally.
David Cross
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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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I'm directing the Sky show. I'm not going to be in it. I'm just writing and directing it. So that'll satisfy that part of my brain.
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I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way or the other.
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I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.
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I'm not a centrist, and there's nothing about me that's centrist. I never have been.
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I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
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We get to see it! January 1st, 2000! We get to see... all those fundamentalist preachers having to do their backpedaling when the Armageddon doesn't occur.
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I've had plenty of negative reviews. I have my entire life.
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There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views.
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The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!
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I am against the war, but I do support our white troops. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm not a Republican. I'm not a member of the party of inclusion. Wonderful, tolerant, rational human beings they are.
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I would say just stop watching me, I guess, at this point. That is what I do, and it probably is, in some way, a bit of a lecture. I can see how that's not something that would be enticing for you to watch in a stand-up hour.
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I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.
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I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.
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I did one of the worst shows for that kind of thing in Northampton, Massachusetts, which is one of the most liberal spots on the planet. There were numerous people who walked out, somebody had thrown a beer, I had people yelling and screaming.
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I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff and the Republican stuff and the Ayn Rand followers, it doesn't let up for about half an hour. It gets hard and stays hard for a while.
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I stand by everything I said. I absolutely can defend my material, and I take issue with people who say, It's just shock value. It's not even funny. I disagree. There's different ways to be funny and to be a comedian.
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I'm concerned about how and why there is no gun control.
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I know this is obviously biased as well, but in my Twitter feed, on my Facebook, 90 percent are gushing, glowing, Thank you for doing that - type of reviews. It's ballsy, it's honest, it's hilarious - that kind of stuff. Obviously those are fans.
David Cross
The underpinning of immigration concerns is xenophobia and racism and nationalism.
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