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The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.
David Cross
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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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We get to see it! January 1st, 2000! We get to see... all those fundamentalist preachers having to do their backpedaling when the Armageddon doesn't occur.
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I don't want to do 20 minutes on Donald Trump. I want to do 10 minutes and move on. I wouldn't even do that with a live show, because I don't want it to feel like An Evening Of Political Comedy.
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I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
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Aqua Teen Hunger Force is one of the funniest shows on TV and I was a little intimidated working with those guys 'cause you're in a sound booth by yourself and they're all in a room in Atlanta.
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I'd like to think that I'm not just making the point that I'm an atheist over and over, but that I explore different facets of religion. There's no way of bringing up religion without sounding like an asshole.
David Cross
Hopefully people will be reinventing comedy forever and ever. This is just what I do, and it's a type of comedy.
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There are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally.
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I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.
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I did one of the worst shows for that kind of thing in Northampton, Massachusetts, which is one of the most liberal spots on the planet. There were numerous people who walked out, somebody had thrown a beer, I had people yelling and screaming.
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I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.
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I am truly passionate and concerned about the lack of empathy that people show towards one another.
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I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I dont believe in God.
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I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.
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I'm concerned about how and why there is no gun control.
David Cross
I've had plenty of negative reviews. I have my entire life.
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I am against the war, but I do support our white troops. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm not a Republican. I'm not a member of the party of inclusion. Wonderful, tolerant, rational human beings they are.
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I'd say 95 percent of my audience was white. They were mostly kind of older hipster folks like myself.
David Cross
We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.
David Cross
I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.
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I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.
David Cross
