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The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.
David Cross
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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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I think I could have a funnier, more economic sets. But that's the comedy I do. And I understand if people aren't interested in it and would rather listen to someone else. But I'll never understand the anger people have toward me.
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I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry.
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I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.
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If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.
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I have a few business ideas (that I'm going to advertise in High Times, amongst other places), and one of them is a service in which I offer to eat and describe pork to kosher people.
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I'm very vocal about my belief that all religion is garbage. Most of my friends are religious or at least spiritual. These are people I like and I know are intelligent. It's this thing that I carry around. I know I'd be a better person if I was fairer, but it's at the core of who I am and what I believe.
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My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.
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I am truly passionate and concerned about the lack of empathy that people show towards one another.
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There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really.
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I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.
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[On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's no time limit. Just sit there and grow old together.
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I've had plenty of negative reviews. I have my entire life.
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I'm not a centrist, and there's nothing about me that's centrist. I never have been.
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I'm directing the Sky show. I'm not going to be in it. I'm just writing and directing it. So that'll satisfy that part of my brain.
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