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I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people.

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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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Florida was the low point.The entire state, yep. I'm not sure I'd go back.
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I'm very vocal about my belief that all religion is garbage. Most of my friends are religious or at least spiritual. These are people I like and I know are intelligent. It's this thing that I carry around. I know I'd be a better person if I was fairer, but it's at the core of who I am and what I believe.
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[On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's no time limit. Just sit there and grow old together.
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I am truly passionate and concerned about the lack of empathy that people show towards one another.
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I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.
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We get to see it! January 1st, 2000! We get to see... all those fundamentalist preachers having to do their backpedaling when the Armageddon doesn't occur.
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The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!
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I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.
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