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I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people.
David Cross
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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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[On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's no time limit. Just sit there and grow old together.
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I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper.
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The underpinning of immigration concerns is xenophobia and racism and nationalism.
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I'd like to think that I'm not just making the point that I'm an atheist over and over, but that I explore different facets of religion. There's no way of bringing up religion without sounding like an asshole.
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I've had plenty of negative reviews. I have my entire life.
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I did one of the worst shows for that kind of thing in Northampton, Massachusetts, which is one of the most liberal spots on the planet. There were numerous people who walked out, somebody had thrown a beer, I had people yelling and screaming.
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I am against the war, but I do support our white troops. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm not a Republican. I'm not a member of the party of inclusion. Wonderful, tolerant, rational human beings they are.
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My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.
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I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff and the Republican stuff and the Ayn Rand followers, it doesn't let up for about half an hour. It gets hard and stays hard for a while.
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There were a handful of shows that were just painful. Not many, but things where I just said going into it, Why am I here? What am I doing?
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I'm concerned about how and why there is no gun control.
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I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
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I'm concerned about organized religion getting away with what it gets away with.
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Ive got a lot of friends there and there is stuff to do but as much as I dislike LA I really like living and working in New York City.
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The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.
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I do not want to encourage heckling and outbreaks at all.
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If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.
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High Times magazine is a notch intellectually below Highlights for Children. I mean, they're both great to read when you're baked, but come on, ya know.
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There are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally.
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