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I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.
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I'm not a centrist, and there's nothing about me that's centrist. I never have been.
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I'm concerned about organized religion getting away with what it gets away with.
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I stand by everything I said. I absolutely can defend my material, and I take issue with people who say, It's just shock value. It's not even funny. I disagree. There's different ways to be funny and to be a comedian.
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