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You can't just yell jokes at people.

David Cross

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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
Actor
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I'm finally going to be able to finally criticize [Hillary Clinton] without being accused of being a sexist - that idea. I'm not a fan, I don't like her, but you can't say anything without being accused of being a sexist pig, which is unfair.
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I do not want to encourage heckling and outbreaks at all.
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The underpinning of immigration concerns is xenophobia and racism and nationalism.
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I stand by everything I said. I absolutely can defend my material, and I take issue with people who say, It's just shock value. It's not even funny. I disagree. There's different ways to be funny and to be a comedian.
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I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.
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