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David Cross
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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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I just did 101 shows in 86 different cities in America and Europe and Canada, and I'm not lying or exaggerating when I say, at the vast majority of shows, they loved it. There were encores, there were standing ovations.
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And it's one more shitty thing to write about somebody, in between getting really, really, really upset at female Ghostbusters and Gamergate, and the things that really matter.
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I've had plenty of negative reviews. I have my entire life.
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I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.
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I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.
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I'm directing the Sky show. I'm not going to be in it. I'm just writing and directing it. So that'll satisfy that part of my brain.
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I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.
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I don't want to do 20 minutes on Donald Trump. I want to do 10 minutes and move on. I wouldn't even do that with a live show, because I don't want it to feel like An Evening Of Political Comedy.
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Aqua Teen Hunger Force is one of the funniest shows on TV and I was a little intimidated working with those guys 'cause you're in a sound booth by yourself and they're all in a room in Atlanta.
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The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.
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I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.
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I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.
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Florida was the low point.The entire state, yep. I'm not sure I'd go back.
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I think pornography is the only art form where you can be videotaped on a shaky handy cam sucking off a horse and be considered a star.
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The underpinning of immigration concerns is xenophobia and racism and nationalism.
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I stand by everything I said. I absolutely can defend my material, and I take issue with people who say, It's just shock value. It's not even funny. I disagree. There's different ways to be funny and to be a comedian.
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I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.
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I know this is obviously biased as well, but in my Twitter feed, on my Facebook, 90 percent are gushing, glowing, Thank you for doing that - type of reviews. It's ballsy, it's honest, it's hilarious - that kind of stuff. Obviously those are fans.
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I've gotten condescending a million times, and that's not good.
David Cross
I would say just stop watching me, I guess, at this point. That is what I do, and it probably is, in some way, a bit of a lecture. I can see how that's not something that would be enticing for you to watch in a stand-up hour.
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