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You can't just yell jokes at people.
David Cross
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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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I've gotten condescending a million times, and that's not good.
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And it's one more shitty thing to write about somebody, in between getting really, really, really upset at female Ghostbusters and Gamergate, and the things that really matter.
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I'm very vocal about my belief that all religion is garbage. Most of my friends are religious or at least spiritual. These are people I like and I know are intelligent. It's this thing that I carry around. I know I'd be a better person if I was fairer, but it's at the core of who I am and what I believe.
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I'm not a centrist, and there's nothing about me that's centrist. I never have been.
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Hopefully people will be reinventing comedy forever and ever. This is just what I do, and it's a type of comedy.
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It's not that I don't have kids for some personal reason outside of, I just haven't had kids. And I haven't met someone who wanted to, as far as I know. And perhaps I'm attracted to women who aren't ready to make that commitment just yet.
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High Times magazine is a notch intellectually below Highlights for Children. I mean, they're both great to read when you're baked, but come on, ya know.
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I did one of the worst shows for that kind of thing in Northampton, Massachusetts, which is one of the most liberal spots on the planet. There were numerous people who walked out, somebody had thrown a beer, I had people yelling and screaming.
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I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.
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I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
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I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.
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We get to see it! January 1st, 2000! We get to see... all those fundamentalist preachers having to do their backpedaling when the Armageddon doesn't occur.
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I've had plenty of negative reviews. I have my entire life.
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I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way or the other.
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I am against the war, but I do support our white troops. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm not a Republican. I'm not a member of the party of inclusion. Wonderful, tolerant, rational human beings they are.
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The underpinning of immigration concerns is xenophobia and racism and nationalism.
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We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.
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