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You can't just yell jokes at people.

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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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I'm concerned about organized religion getting away with what it gets away with.
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The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.
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I stand by everything I said. I absolutely can defend my material, and I take issue with people who say, It's just shock value. It's not even funny. I disagree. There's different ways to be funny and to be a comedian.
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I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.
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I think the policies, for the most part, that [Hillary Clinton] will put in place are not going to make positive changes. There'll be more status quo. She'll certainly be good for some groups of people. Whatever.
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I'm finally going to be able to finally criticize [Hillary Clinton] without being accused of being a sexist - that idea. I'm not a fan, I don't like her, but you can't say anything without being accused of being a sexist pig, which is unfair.
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I'm very vocal about my belief that all religion is garbage. Most of my friends are religious or at least spiritual. These are people I like and I know are intelligent. It's this thing that I carry around. I know I'd be a better person if I was fairer, but it's at the core of who I am and what I believe.
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You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.
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[On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's no time limit. Just sit there and grow old together.
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I'm directing the Sky show. I'm not going to be in it. I'm just writing and directing it. So that'll satisfy that part of my brain.
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Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.
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The underpinning of immigration concerns is xenophobia and racism and nationalism.
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It's not that I don't have kids for some personal reason outside of, I just haven't had kids. And I haven't met someone who wanted to, as far as I know. And perhaps I'm attracted to women who aren't ready to make that commitment just yet.
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If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.
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There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views.
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We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.
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The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!
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I am truly passionate and concerned about the lack of empathy that people show towards one another.
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