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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
Actor
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Roswell
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I'm finally going to be able to finally criticize [Hillary Clinton] without being accused of being a sexist - that idea. I'm not a fan, I don't like her, but you can't say anything without being accused of being a sexist pig, which is unfair.
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Florida was the low point.The entire state, yep. I'm not sure I'd go back.
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I do not want to encourage heckling and outbreaks at all.
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We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.
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I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.
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I think I could have a funnier, more economic sets. But that's the comedy I do. And I understand if people aren't interested in it and would rather listen to someone else. But I'll never understand the anger people have toward me.
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I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper.
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Hopefully people are upset for the reason I want them to be upset. Even when I was doing open mics, I've always had people upset. I've never been the consummate crowd-pleaser.
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I would say just stop watching me, I guess, at this point. That is what I do, and it probably is, in some way, a bit of a lecture. I can see how that's not something that would be enticing for you to watch in a stand-up hour.
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Hopefully people will be reinventing comedy forever and ever. This is just what I do, and it's a type of comedy.
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There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really.
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I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.
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I just did 101 shows in 86 different cities in America and Europe and Canada, and I'm not lying or exaggerating when I say, at the vast majority of shows, they loved it. There were encores, there were standing ovations.
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I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.
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I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff and the Republican stuff and the Ayn Rand followers, it doesn't let up for about half an hour. It gets hard and stays hard for a while.
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The underpinning of immigration concerns is xenophobia and racism and nationalism.
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I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.
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There are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally.
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I'm very vocal about my belief that all religion is garbage. Most of my friends are religious or at least spiritual. These are people I like and I know are intelligent. It's this thing that I carry around. I know I'd be a better person if I was fairer, but it's at the core of who I am and what I believe.
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The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!
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