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I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.
David Cross
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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.
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I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.
David Cross
I stand by everything I said. I absolutely can defend my material, and I take issue with people who say, It's just shock value. It's not even funny. I disagree. There's different ways to be funny and to be a comedian.
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I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.
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I'd say 95 percent of my audience was white. They were mostly kind of older hipster folks like myself.
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It probably does make it more difficult to enjoy a good laugh at someone who's onstage, seemingly yelling at you. But I'm not yelling at the audience, I'm yelling at the world. It genuinely sucks if people are taking it that way. But I'm not talking to individuals.
David Cross
It's not that I don't have kids for some personal reason outside of, I just haven't had kids. And I haven't met someone who wanted to, as far as I know. And perhaps I'm attracted to women who aren't ready to make that commitment just yet.
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I just did 101 shows in 86 different cities in America and Europe and Canada, and I'm not lying or exaggerating when I say, at the vast majority of shows, they loved it. There were encores, there were standing ovations.
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Hopefully people will be reinventing comedy forever and ever. This is just what I do, and it's a type of comedy.
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I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.
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The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.
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The underpinning of immigration concerns is xenophobia and racism and nationalism.
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Florida was the low point.The entire state, yep. I'm not sure I'd go back.
David Cross
I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry.
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I have a few business ideas (that I'm going to advertise in High Times, amongst other places), and one of them is a service in which I offer to eat and describe pork to kosher people.
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And it's one more shitty thing to write about somebody, in between getting really, really, really upset at female Ghostbusters and Gamergate, and the things that really matter.
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I know Dave [Attel] and we're friendly, and I have nothing but respect for him.
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The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!
David Cross
I am truly passionate and concerned about the lack of empathy that people show towards one another.
David Cross
I'm concerned about organized religion getting away with what it gets away with.
David Cross
