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I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.
David Cross
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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views.
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I would say just stop watching me, I guess, at this point. That is what I do, and it probably is, in some way, a bit of a lecture. I can see how that's not something that would be enticing for you to watch in a stand-up hour.
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Aqua Teen Hunger Force is one of the funniest shows on TV and I was a little intimidated working with those guys 'cause you're in a sound booth by yourself and they're all in a room in Atlanta.
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I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.
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I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.
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I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I dont believe in God.
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I am against the war, but I do support our white troops. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm not a Republican. I'm not a member of the party of inclusion. Wonderful, tolerant, rational human beings they are.
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I'd like to think that I'm not just making the point that I'm an atheist over and over, but that I explore different facets of religion. There's no way of bringing up religion without sounding like an asshole.
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The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!
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I think I could have a funnier, more economic sets. But that's the comedy I do. And I understand if people aren't interested in it and would rather listen to someone else. But I'll never understand the anger people have toward me.
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I know this is obviously biased as well, but in my Twitter feed, on my Facebook, 90 percent are gushing, glowing, Thank you for doing that - type of reviews. It's ballsy, it's honest, it's hilarious - that kind of stuff. Obviously those are fans.
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And it's one more shitty thing to write about somebody, in between getting really, really, really upset at female Ghostbusters and Gamergate, and the things that really matter.
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I'm not a centrist, and there's nothing about me that's centrist. I never have been.
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I think the policies, for the most part, that [Hillary Clinton] will put in place are not going to make positive changes. There'll be more status quo. She'll certainly be good for some groups of people. Whatever.
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I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
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I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.
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The underpinning of immigration concerns is xenophobia and racism and nationalism.
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I'd say 95 percent of my audience was white. They were mostly kind of older hipster folks like myself.
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If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.
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I don't want to do 20 minutes on Donald Trump. I want to do 10 minutes and move on. I wouldn't even do that with a live show, because I don't want it to feel like An Evening Of Political Comedy.
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