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Ive got a lot of friends there and there is stuff to do but as much as I dislike LA I really like living and working in New York City.

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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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I've had plenty of negative reviews. I have my entire life.
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I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.
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The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.
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Florida was the low point.The entire state, yep. I'm not sure I'd go back.
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