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Ive got a lot of friends there and there is stuff to do but as much as I dislike LA I really like living and working in New York City.
David Cross
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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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I'm not a centrist, and there's nothing about me that's centrist. I never have been.
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I did one of the worst shows for that kind of thing in Northampton, Massachusetts, which is one of the most liberal spots on the planet. There were numerous people who walked out, somebody had thrown a beer, I had people yelling and screaming.
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I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.
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There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really.
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High Times magazine is a notch intellectually below Highlights for Children. I mean, they're both great to read when you're baked, but come on, ya know.
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I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way or the other.
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Hopefully people are upset for the reason I want them to be upset. Even when I was doing open mics, I've always had people upset. I've never been the consummate crowd-pleaser.
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I do lots of other drugs but I smoke pot maybe 5-10 times a year now. I used to smoke it all the time, but I don't, and I haven't for awhile. That's just because it makes me - and I'm not saying this about everybody else - but it makes me kind of dumb and self-conscious.
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I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.
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I'd say 95 percent of my audience was white. They were mostly kind of older hipster folks like myself.
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I've had plenty of negative reviews. I have my entire life.
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It probably does make it more difficult to enjoy a good laugh at someone who's onstage, seemingly yelling at you. But I'm not yelling at the audience, I'm yelling at the world. It genuinely sucks if people are taking it that way. But I'm not talking to individuals.
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