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You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.
David Cross
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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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Hopefully people are upset for the reason I want them to be upset. Even when I was doing open mics, I've always had people upset. I've never been the consummate crowd-pleaser.
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I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.
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And it's one more shitty thing to write about somebody, in between getting really, really, really upset at female Ghostbusters and Gamergate, and the things that really matter.
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I do lots of other drugs but I smoke pot maybe 5-10 times a year now. I used to smoke it all the time, but I don't, and I haven't for awhile. That's just because it makes me - and I'm not saying this about everybody else - but it makes me kind of dumb and self-conscious.
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I just did 101 shows in 86 different cities in America and Europe and Canada, and I'm not lying or exaggerating when I say, at the vast majority of shows, they loved it. There were encores, there were standing ovations.
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I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry.
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I would say just stop watching me, I guess, at this point. That is what I do, and it probably is, in some way, a bit of a lecture. I can see how that's not something that would be enticing for you to watch in a stand-up hour.
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Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.
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I know this is obviously biased as well, but in my Twitter feed, on my Facebook, 90 percent are gushing, glowing, Thank you for doing that - type of reviews. It's ballsy, it's honest, it's hilarious - that kind of stuff. Obviously those are fans.
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I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way or the other.
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I'm concerned about organized religion getting away with what it gets away with.
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I think pornography is the only art form where you can be videotaped on a shaky handy cam sucking off a horse and be considered a star.
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I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.
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