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You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.
David Cross
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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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I know Dave [Attel] and we're friendly, and I have nothing but respect for him.
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I am against the war, but I do support our white troops. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm not a Republican. I'm not a member of the party of inclusion. Wonderful, tolerant, rational human beings they are.
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I'm not a centrist, and there's nothing about me that's centrist. I never have been.
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The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.
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I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.
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I do not want to encourage heckling and outbreaks at all.
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