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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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I did one of the worst shows for that kind of thing in Northampton, Massachusetts, which is one of the most liberal spots on the planet. There were numerous people who walked out, somebody had thrown a beer, I had people yelling and screaming.
David Cross
I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff and the Republican stuff and the Ayn Rand followers, it doesn't let up for about half an hour. It gets hard and stays hard for a while.
David Cross
I'm concerned about organized religion getting away with what it gets away with.
David Cross
I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.
David Cross
I'm concerned about how and why there is no gun control.
David Cross
Florida was the low point.The entire state, yep. I'm not sure I'd go back.
David Cross
I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.
David Cross
It's not that I don't have kids for some personal reason outside of, I just haven't had kids. And I haven't met someone who wanted to, as far as I know. And perhaps I'm attracted to women who aren't ready to make that commitment just yet.
David Cross
There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really.
David Cross
I'd say 95 percent of my audience was white. They were mostly kind of older hipster folks like myself.
David Cross
Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.
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And it's one more shitty thing to write about somebody, in between getting really, really, really upset at female Ghostbusters and Gamergate, and the things that really matter.
David Cross
I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.
David Cross
I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.
David Cross
[On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's no time limit. Just sit there and grow old together.
David Cross
Aqua Teen Hunger Force is one of the funniest shows on TV and I was a little intimidated working with those guys 'cause you're in a sound booth by yourself and they're all in a room in Atlanta.
David Cross
I think pornography is the only art form where you can be videotaped on a shaky handy cam sucking off a horse and be considered a star.
David Cross
I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.
David Cross
I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.
David Cross
I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way or the other.
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