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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.
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I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I dont believe in God.
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I am truly passionate and concerned about the lack of empathy that people show towards one another.
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I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way or the other.
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If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.
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I think pornography is the only art form where you can be videotaped on a shaky handy cam sucking off a horse and be considered a star.
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I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.
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I do lots of other drugs but I smoke pot maybe 5-10 times a year now. I used to smoke it all the time, but I don't, and I haven't for awhile. That's just because it makes me - and I'm not saying this about everybody else - but it makes me kind of dumb and self-conscious.
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Florida was the low point.The entire state, yep. I'm not sure I'd go back.
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I'd like to think that I'm not just making the point that I'm an atheist over and over, but that I explore different facets of religion. There's no way of bringing up religion without sounding like an asshole.
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I know this is obviously biased as well, but in my Twitter feed, on my Facebook, 90 percent are gushing, glowing, Thank you for doing that - type of reviews. It's ballsy, it's honest, it's hilarious - that kind of stuff. Obviously those are fans.
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You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.
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I do not want to encourage heckling and outbreaks at all.
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There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views.
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I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.
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I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.
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I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff and the Republican stuff and the Ayn Rand followers, it doesn't let up for about half an hour. It gets hard and stays hard for a while.
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There are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally.
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I would say just stop watching me, I guess, at this point. That is what I do, and it probably is, in some way, a bit of a lecture. I can see how that's not something that would be enticing for you to watch in a stand-up hour.
David Cross
I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.
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