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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.
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I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.
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The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!
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Ive got a lot of friends there and there is stuff to do but as much as I dislike LA I really like living and working in New York City.
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There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really.
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I am against the war, but I do support our white troops. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm not a Republican. I'm not a member of the party of inclusion. Wonderful, tolerant, rational human beings they are.
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I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I dont believe in God.
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I know Dave [Attel] and we're friendly, and I have nothing but respect for him.
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I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.
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I think pornography is the only art form where you can be videotaped on a shaky handy cam sucking off a horse and be considered a star.
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I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.
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[On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's no time limit. Just sit there and grow old together.
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I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper.
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I'm not a centrist, and there's nothing about me that's centrist. I never have been.
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Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.
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And it's one more shitty thing to write about somebody, in between getting really, really, really upset at female Ghostbusters and Gamergate, and the things that really matter.
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I think the policies, for the most part, that [Hillary Clinton] will put in place are not going to make positive changes. There'll be more status quo. She'll certainly be good for some groups of people. Whatever.
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I'd say 95 percent of my audience was white. They were mostly kind of older hipster folks like myself.
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There were a handful of shows that were just painful. Not many, but things where I just said going into it, Why am I here? What am I doing?
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The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.
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