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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
Actor
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Roswell
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I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.
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And it's one more shitty thing to write about somebody, in between getting really, really, really upset at female Ghostbusters and Gamergate, and the things that really matter.
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I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I dont believe in God.
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I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way or the other.
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In my political philosophy - which is definitely more socialist Democrat than centrist politician like Hillary Clinton - I think regulation for banks and those platforms that Bernie Sanders had are good for the whole of America.
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I am truly passionate and concerned about the lack of empathy that people show towards one another.
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Hopefully people are upset for the reason I want them to be upset. Even when I was doing open mics, I've always had people upset. I've never been the consummate crowd-pleaser.
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The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.
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I know this is obviously biased as well, but in my Twitter feed, on my Facebook, 90 percent are gushing, glowing, Thank you for doing that - type of reviews. It's ballsy, it's honest, it's hilarious - that kind of stuff. Obviously those are fans.
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It's not that I don't have kids for some personal reason outside of, I just haven't had kids. And I haven't met someone who wanted to, as far as I know. And perhaps I'm attracted to women who aren't ready to make that commitment just yet.
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I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.
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I'd say 95 percent of my audience was white. They were mostly kind of older hipster folks like myself.
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You can't just yell jokes at people.
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I think pornography is the only art form where you can be videotaped on a shaky handy cam sucking off a horse and be considered a star.
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I don't want to do 20 minutes on Donald Trump. I want to do 10 minutes and move on. I wouldn't even do that with a live show, because I don't want it to feel like An Evening Of Political Comedy.
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Ive got a lot of friends there and there is stuff to do but as much as I dislike LA I really like living and working in New York City.
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I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.
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I just did 101 shows in 86 different cities in America and Europe and Canada, and I'm not lying or exaggerating when I say, at the vast majority of shows, they loved it. There were encores, there were standing ovations.
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You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.
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Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.
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