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David Cross
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 4
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I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people.
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[On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's no time limit. Just sit there and grow old together.
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I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.
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My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.
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I'd say 95 percent of my audience was white. They were mostly kind of older hipster folks like myself.
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I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.
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I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.
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I would say just stop watching me, I guess, at this point. That is what I do, and it probably is, in some way, a bit of a lecture. I can see how that's not something that would be enticing for you to watch in a stand-up hour.
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I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.
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We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.
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I stand by everything I said. I absolutely can defend my material, and I take issue with people who say, It's just shock value. It's not even funny. I disagree. There's different ways to be funny and to be a comedian.
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Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.
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Florida was the low point.The entire state, yep. I'm not sure I'd go back.
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I'm concerned about organized religion getting away with what it gets away with.
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I'm directing the Sky show. I'm not going to be in it. I'm just writing and directing it. So that'll satisfy that part of my brain.
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I think the policies, for the most part, that [Hillary Clinton] will put in place are not going to make positive changes. There'll be more status quo. She'll certainly be good for some groups of people. Whatever.
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