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A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

David Brenner

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David Brenner
Age: 78 †
Born: 1936
Born: February 4
Died: 2014
Died: March 15
Actor
Comedian
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
David Norris Brenner
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Vegetarianism
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Vegan
Children
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