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Even when I lecture per se, I am a joke comedian, I can do the voices.

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Dave Pelzer
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: December 29
Author
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Daly City
California
David James Pelzer
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Inside, my soul became so cold I hated everything. I even despised the sun, for I knew I would never be able to play in its warm presence. I cringed with hate whenever I heard other children laughing, as they played outside. My stomach coiled whenever I smelled food that was about to be served to somebody else, knowing it wasn't for me.
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One Child's courage to survive.
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Whatever you do for the sole purpose of having others admire you, your efforts will most likely be in vain.
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One could come from less than humble beginnings, to become a winner from within.
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Draw Support From Those You Know And Trust. Don't Leave Your Happiness To Fate.
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...and deliver me from evil. Amen.
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I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day.
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Ask yourself: was there anything I could have done to prevent the situation? If the answer is yes, do something now and become a better person for it.
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Childhood should be carefree, playing in the sun not living a nightmare in the darkness of the soul.
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I really believe I'm no different from anyone else. I just had a few challenges I had to learn from at a very early age.
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I am not the most eloquent guy in the world.
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When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process.
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