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Even when I lecture per se, I am a joke comedian, I can do the voices.

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Dave Pelzer
Age: 63
Born: 1960
Born: December 29
Author
Writer
Daly City
California
David James Pelzer
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Voices
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In life you are going to make mistakes, you're going to fall down, but it's the getting up that counts. Just like in baseball: you'll get a few hits, but most likely, you'll strike out more than you'll get on base. But don't quit. Find your focus, relax, take a deep breath and give it a good swing
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I just don't want to forget this first day of the rest of my life!
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When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process.
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The Stovepipe is a memoir full of laughter and tears and a moving story of sisterly love as well as their will to survive.
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I am a very shy, introverted guy.
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To help yourself, you must be yourself. Be the best that you can be. When you make a mistake, learn from it, pick yourself up and move on.
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One could come from less than humble beginnings, to become a winner from within.
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Whatever you do for the sole purpose of having others admire you, your efforts will most likely be in vain.
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