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All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
Dave Chappelle
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Dave Chappelle
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: August 24
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Journalist
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Street Artist
Television Actor
Television Producer
Washington
District of Columbia
David Khari Webber Chappelle
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