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Dave Chappelle
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: August 24
Comedian
Film Actor
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Street Artist
Television Actor
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Most people don't know what it's like to stand up there and speak their mind. I have a venue to do that. I get paid to do that. It's not like I'm doing heavy lifting up there. It's not like I'm solving the world's problems. It's like I'm hanging out with a bunch of people and it's cool.
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Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they're socially callous.
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I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.
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People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
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I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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America, I appreciate you liking me.
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The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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Weed's not as bad as everything else... 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp... but you'll function.
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I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.
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When I'm on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that's the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
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I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships.
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Everyone around me says, You're a genius! You're great! That's your voice! But I'm not sure if they're right.
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My kids look actually happy. And I learned early on that perfectionism and parenthood is a toxic combination for everybody involved. In other words, so many things can flourish naturally. All you gotta do is make sure the soil's right. I view myself more like a guide than a ruler.
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The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back.
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The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
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I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.
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I'm an introspective dude.
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I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear - I'm not mad at anybody - not anymore.
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You've got to say 'yes' to your destiny. Life's happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!
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I don't care if I ever work in TV again.
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