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Dave Chappelle
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: August 24
Comedian
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Fame for me is like a place, a country I'm taking a tour through.
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I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
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Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he's not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn't even say that.
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I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.
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The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
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The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.
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I've done 10 or 11 pilots for network television, which is ridiculous.
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I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
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You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.
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I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
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I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships.
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The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back.
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America, I appreciate you liking me.
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Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'
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When I'm on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that's the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
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Most people don't know what it's like to stand up there and speak their mind. I have a venue to do that. I get paid to do that. It's not like I'm doing heavy lifting up there. It's not like I'm solving the world's problems. It's like I'm hanging out with a bunch of people and it's cool.
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What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!
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Most of the people around me have a vested interest in how much money I make. You know, so a celebrity could find themselves in a position where people could have meetings about their life without them involved. And when I say their life I mean not their professional life either. They could talk about their personal life.
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Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they're socially callous.
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