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Dave Chappelle
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: August 24
Comedian
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Journalist
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America, I appreciate you liking me.
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The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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Who goes from America to Africa for medical attention?
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What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!
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I'm an introspective dude.
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Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one point, I'll walk away from show business. But I don't want to walk away empty-handed.
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Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they're socially callous.
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Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything.
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I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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I would go to work on the show and I felt awful every day, that's not the way it was. ... I felt like some kind of prostitute or something. If I feel so bad, why keep on showing up to this place? I'm going to Africa. The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
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What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.
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I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships.
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I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you're a guy who generates money, people have a vested interest in controlling you.
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Weed's not as bad as everything else... 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp... but you'll function.
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The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
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I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
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Fame for me is like a place, a country I'm taking a tour through.
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You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.
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For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.
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