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Dave Chappelle
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: August 24
Comedian
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Journalist
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Street Artist
Television Actor
Television Producer
Washington
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I would go to work on the show and I felt awful every day, that's not the way it was. ... I felt like some kind of prostitute or something. If I feel so bad, why keep on showing up to this place? I'm going to Africa. The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
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I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
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Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I'm seven years late for work.
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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Most people don't know what it's like to stand up there and speak their mind. I have a venue to do that. I get paid to do that. It's not like I'm doing heavy lifting up there. It's not like I'm solving the world's problems. It's like I'm hanging out with a bunch of people and it's cool.
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Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.
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Weed's not as bad as everything else... 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp... but you'll function.
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If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make you so uncomfortable. If I look at my dog when he's eating, he will look at me like, Dave, I will bite you. What are you looking at? I'm trying to eat. It's something that dehumanizes a person, being on display like that.
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I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.
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I'm an introspective dude.
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The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
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Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'
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I started when I was 14. I figured out that's what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, You're gonna be a comedian, and all this stuff.
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You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.
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I'm happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn't make things easier, but I'm so much better at handling them.
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I just always loved stand-up. It's like magic. You say something, and a whole room full of people laughs together. Say something else, they laugh again. The fact that people come to see that and participate in that... I don't know, it's just like magic.
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I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.
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I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.
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I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
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