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Dave Chappelle
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: August 24
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Journalist
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Street Artist
Television Actor
Television Producer
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All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
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Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'
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Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I'm seven years late for work.
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Fame for me is like a place, a country I'm taking a tour through.
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There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.
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The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.
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Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he's not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn't even say that.
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The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back.
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I don't really frick with Africa cause people are starving to death and that's not ballin' to me.
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The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
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I'm happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn't make things easier, but I'm so much better at handling them.
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I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.
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My kids look actually happy. And I learned early on that perfectionism and parenthood is a toxic combination for everybody involved. In other words, so many things can flourish naturally. All you gotta do is make sure the soil's right. I view myself more like a guide than a ruler.
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I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
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I just always loved stand-up. It's like magic. You say something, and a whole room full of people laughs together. Say something else, they laugh again. The fact that people come to see that and participate in that... I don't know, it's just like magic.
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.
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I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you're a guy who generates money, people have a vested interest in controlling you.
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