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I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.

Dave Chappelle

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Dave Chappelle
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: August 24
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Street Artist
Television Actor
Television Producer
Washington
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David Khari Webber Chappelle
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