Quote

I don't care if I ever work in TV again.

Dave Chappelle

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Dave Chappelle
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: August 24
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Street Artist
Television Actor
Television Producer
Washington
District of Columbia
David Khari Webber Chappelle
David Khari Dave Webber Chappelle
Care
Ever
Work

More quotes by Dave Chappelle

Image
America, I appreciate you liking me.
Dave Chappelle
Image
If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make you so uncomfortable. If I look at my dog when he's eating, he will look at me like, Dave, I will bite you. What are you looking at? I'm trying to eat. It's something that dehumanizes a person, being on display like that.
Dave Chappelle
Image
There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.
Dave Chappelle
Image
Most of the people around me have a vested interest in how much money I make. You know, so a celebrity could find themselves in a position where people could have meetings about their life without them involved. And when I say their life I mean not their professional life either. They could talk about their personal life.
Dave Chappelle
Image
What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.
Dave Chappelle
Image
I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
Dave Chappelle
Image
For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.
Dave Chappelle
Image
Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
Dave Chappelle
Image
The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
Dave Chappelle
Image
I don't really frick with Africa cause people are starving to death and that's not ballin' to me.
Dave Chappelle
Image
What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!
Dave Chappelle
Image
I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
Dave Chappelle
Image
I just always loved stand-up. It's like magic. You say something, and a whole room full of people laughs together. Say something else, they laugh again. The fact that people come to see that and participate in that... I don't know, it's just like magic.
Dave Chappelle
Image
Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything.
Dave Chappelle
Image
I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.
Dave Chappelle
Image
The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
Dave Chappelle
Image
The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
Dave Chappelle
Image
I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
Dave Chappelle
Image
All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
Dave Chappelle
Image
Everyone around me says, You're a genius! You're great! That's your voice! But I'm not sure if they're right.
Dave Chappelle